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50% of the time, when I talk to myself out-loud, it’s in another accent.
I sometimes feed my dogs watermelon.
I have won multiple arguments against AI. (Did you know they could apologize?)
I laugh at all of my own jokes.
I eat at least 5 meals a day.
I can tell the gender of a cat just from looking at it.
If doing something scares me, then I’m probably going to make myself do it.
I sometimes pretend like the stranger next to me is the only other person on earth, in order to make myself talk to them.
I always eat right before I go to sleep.
I’m pretty sure that every business venture I try is going to be a great success (even though that has rarely proven true.)
I often think about where I would put my tent if I were homeless.
I repel many objects: 25% of the things I reach for try to get away from me.
I talk to my plants like they are animals.
Placebos work better on me than the real thing.
I’d rather work than do almost anything else.
I created all these pictures using AI.