Getting to Know Me

Getting to know all about me

50% of the time, when I talk to myself out-loud, it’s in another accent.

I sometimes feed my dogs watermelon.

I have won multiple arguments against AI. (Did you know they could apologize?)

I laugh at all of my own jokes.

I eat at least 5 meals a day.

I can tell the gender of a cat just from looking at it.

If doing something scares me, then I’m probably going to make myself do it.

I sometimes pretend like the stranger next to me is the only other person on earth, in order to make myself talk to them.

I always eat right before I go to sleep.

I’m pretty sure that every business venture I try is going to be a great success (even though that has rarely proven true.)

I often think about where I would put my tent if I were homeless.

I repel many objects: 25% of the things I reach for try to get away from me.

I talk to my plants like they are animals.

Placebos work better on me than the real thing.

I’d rather work than do almost anything else.

I created all these pictures using AI.